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1. I HATE commercials that involve singing, such as J.G. Wentworth, esurance, and most of all, freecreditreport.com commercials.  Hate them so much.  I have to change the channel or leave the room when they come on.

2.  I can’t stand it when two people sit on the same side of the booth when it’s just them going to dinner.

3.  I got a skull fracture on the first full day of summer when I was 4 or 5.  If you know my brother, you’ve heard the stories, and thus, this picture is funny.

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4.  I was jealous that my brother could draw and that I couldn’t, so I taught myself how.

5.  I love concerts.  I’ve seen quite a variety of bands, including Aerosmith, The Fray (twice), Dashboard Confessional (twice), OAR (four times), Panic at the Disco,  All American Rejects, The Used, Sister Hazel, Plain White T’s (four times), Lucky Boys Confusion, The Cab and so on…(and this isn’t counting the music festivals that I’ve been to)…

6.  I can remember movie lines even if I’ve only seen the film once.

7.  Besides the one skull fracture, I’ve only had 3 stitches (on my thumb) and no other real injuries…

8.  I love motorcylces.  I want one really bad, but don’t think it will happen…ever.  Sad.

9.  I could probably eat Mexican food everyday.

10.  I hate gummy candy.  Not like DOTS or Sour Patch Kids, but like gummy bears or worms.  So gross.

11.  If I have Twizzlers or Red Vines near me, I will use them as a straw for my drink.

12.  I talked with the Plain White T’s before one of there shows here in Logan.  I had no idea who they were, I just thought one of the guys was cute (one of the guitarists) and they were from the Chicago area, so we had stuff to talk about.

13.  I own a lot of watches.  I own more than I should, but I just love them so much.  Same with zipper jackets/coats…I own a lot of those too..

14.  I get very impatient very quickly when driving.  I hate when drivers drive slow in the fast lane, can’t park in their own spot, or comprehend a 4-way stop.

15.  I eavesdrop like nobody’s business at work.  I hear some of the dumbest conversations at my tables or when I’m just walking around, and some of the funniest stories from co-worker.

16.  I could spend everyday of my summer next to a pool and not complain.  I love laying out in the sun (the only reason why I was a lifeguard for so long), and could happily live somewhere that had 80 degree weather throughout the year.  (Unfortunately, I would probably miss the fall season, and if I lived in 80 degree weather all year round, I would never really get to wear my coats…so that probably wouldn’t work out 100%).

17.  I hate math.  I can understand discounts or figuring out my tip, but if someone starts throwing out statistics or talk about engineering, my brain starts to seizure.  Like today I was on a ski lift with a guy from China who is teaching engineering at Utah State.  He threw out a couple percentages….and I gotta be honest, I made some incoherent comment when I heard silence.

18.  Journey’s Greatest Hits and Chicago’s music can put me in a good mood no matter what, but Dashboard Confessional is the best break-up music.

19.  I hate the Little Debbie snacks that have the white lard stuff in them like the twinkies and those cupcakes.  I’d rather eat a raw egg… like Rocky.

20.  If I see that there is like a marathon of Law and Order or Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, my plans for the day are shot.

21.  I love reality TV.  Even though 99% of the shows are copycats of one another or feature a lot of the same people, I love it regardless.  These are shows like the Flavor of Loves, Charm School, Bret Michaels Rock of Love, Tool Academy, The Pick-Up Artist, and yes, even Keeping Up With the Kardashians.  Don’t know why, but I love it.

22.  I think of funny things at really inappropriate times.  I will sometimes just think of something that I saw or heard and bust out laughing, and I’ll be at like, church or in class.  Furthermore, I laugh at other people to their face when I see them do stupid things, and I love it when people fall.  We’ll put in two clips for good measure… 

23.  I wish I was more clever…like the witty kind of clever.

24.  The longest I’ve gone without sleeping is 39 hours.  My mom then gave me 2 Tylenol PM’s (because I get sick when I’m lacking in sleep) and then told me to catch up on my sleep.  I didn’t wake up for almost 2 days.

25.  I have three main nicknames (besides shortening my name from Taylor to Tay): some call me Leno (I guess the extra syllable is just too much), others like to double up on my first name (because it is that awesome) and call me Tay Tay.  But sadly, my favorite nickname  is the one that my brother calls me…porkchop.  Sad, I know, but it makes me laugh.

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